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1. You have to shell out a lot of money to get in.

You have to shell out a lot of money to get in.

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Was not prepared for the $112 entry fee.

2. Most things have had alcohol spilled on them.

Most things have had alcohol spilled on them.

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3. Everyone is checking out everyone, and questioning certain outfit choices.

Everyone is checking out everyone, and questioning certain outfit choices.

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That’s kind of just asking for it…

4. The Department of Health will probably find rats everywhere.

The Department of Health will probably find rats everywhere.

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5. There is a mixture of great music, and also terrible drum playing that is the loudest thing you’ve ever heard and never ending.

There is a mixture of great music, and also terrible drum playing that is the loudest thing you've ever heard and never ending.

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6. There are empty bottles or glasses everywhere.

There are empty bottles or glasses everywhere.

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7. You will feel bad about your lack of breakdancer skills, and also slightly afraid you’ll be knocked out by a stray limb.

You will feel bad about your lack of breakdancer skills, and also slightly afraid you'll be knocked out by a stray limb.

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8. You can’t bring alcohol inside, but a lot of people will sneak it in anyway, and most likely they’ll get fined or kicked out.

You can't bring alcohol inside, but a lot of people will sneak it in anyway, and most likely they'll get fined or kicked out.

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9. When you’re bored you listen to the conversations going on around you and quietly judge everyone.

When you're bored you listen to the conversations going on around you and quietly judge everyone.

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10. Sometimes you will wait up to an hour for a subway, much like the line outside a club on the cold streets of Manhattan.

Sometimes you will wait up to an hour for a subway, much like the line outside a club on the cold streets of Manhattan.

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And sometimes you’ll bail and just get a cab instead.

11. Shit gets stolen on the subway and in the club.

Shit gets stolen on the subway and in the club.

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12. There’s always a chance someone will throw up on you.

There's always a chance someone will throw up on you.

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13. People are always asking for cash for more drinks.

People are always asking for cash for more drinks.

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14. You’re going to have to rub up to a whole lot of people you definitely do not want to rub up on.

You're going to have to rub up to a whole lot of people you definitely do not want to rub up on.

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15. There’s a high chance you’re going to hear someone physically or verbally abuse someone else.

There's a high chance you're going to hear someone physically or verbally abuse someone else.

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16. Once in a blue moon you might lock eyes with that Mr or Miss Right across the carriage, and you might even exchange numbers!

Once in a blue moon you might lock eyes with that Mr or Miss Right across the carriage, and you might even exchange numbers!

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But it probably won’t work out: how often does a successful relationship start in a club? … or a subway?

17. If it’s been an especially long night, you might fall asleep, and someone will definitely try and mess with you.

If it's been an especially long night, you might fall asleep, and someone will definitely try and mess with you.

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Probably best to just stay at home, order in, and never go anywhere again.

17 Reasons Why The NYC Subway Is Pretty Much The Worst Nightclub Ever

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Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/celiamarion/17-reasons-why-the-nyc-subway-is-pretty-much-the-w-tm68

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